Have What It Takes to be a Monster Girl?
Friday, December 14, 2012 | 11:50 AM
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PrintAttention all model hopefuls: Have you ever dreamed of working at Monster Energy Supercross as a Monster Girl? Kelly Louch of The Connection is looking for girls who have what it takes to be a part of the 2013 Monster Energy Supercross tour. It's a tough job, what with all that heavy lifting of trophies, counting to 30, lounging around in the Monster Energy Station hot tub, and just being smoking hot all day. All you have to do to be considered is submit the following: name, age, height and sizes, contact info, city of residence and of course a couple of photos. Send your email to: [email protected] Please make sure your email is complete with all of the requested info in order to be considered!
Kelly is looking for models all over the country to be involved in the series. "It's funny because a lot of people probably think all of the girls come from Southern California where Monster Energy is located, but many of the girls who worked last year were ones I had met at previous races," said Kelly. "We are always looking for new talent to work in supercross, because it's a lot of fun and a great experience for everyone."
Okay girls, get your supermodel on!
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Don't they have to take a written test on physics and have to clean and air filter?
This whole article made me do the Beavis and Butthead giggle, but especially:
"submit the following: name, age, height and sizes"
"always looking for new talent"
I can't help but observe the misogyny of this post. This is the same presser than porn companies put out FYI.
"You don't have to know anything or have any qualification, but if you're willing to send in the dimensions of your body, we will gladly objectify you."
Really? In a family sport that is made up of mostly Christians and has a chapel before each race, is this necessary? Matthew 5:28 states: "but I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
1 John 3:21 "For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world."
Galatians 5:16 "This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh."
James 1:14 "But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed."
1 Corinthians 10:6 "Now these things were our examples, to the intent we should not lust after evil things, as they also lusted."
Romans 1:27 "And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
James 1:15 " Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death."
Being smoking hot must be a new rule for 2013 since there are quite a few butterheads on that squad now.
I got it Jesus. but If it wasnt for lust, we all wouldnt be here right now.
Dumbass 3:16 " shut up and take your quotes some where els"
James 1;7 "The scrub will keep you low, but real speed cometh from cornering"
Ryan 2:5 "When gates fall, men shall rush forth, for he who arrives and turns first shall receive the award"
Chad 2:2 "For I have flown toward the sky without my earthly possession , only to return to the hard ground. Yet, with perseverance, I return to compete another day"
bluerider, if you read Jesus coment on here it's related to MX...HE was saying mx has a lot of bible thumpers who may not agree to the super hot sexy monster women causing everyone to lust and therefor SIN !!
freedom of speech dude!! if you don't like it you can go live with the arabs!!
For one, its freedom of speech, not preach.
His first sentence got his point across. The rest is is preaching, we did not log in to get a lesson on religion.
And, i myself as a Catholic, well never try to convince or force upon my beliefs to anyone else.
Last but not least, for this schmuk to title himself as "Jesus", already clearly lost my respect. There's only one.
I ain't preaching, I'm calling the Christians to task. I don't even believe in a god, I just believe in respect. I don't like exploiting young girls with a message of superficial value. Those dumb b***hes could be anyone's daughters, and I'd hate for my daughter to be thought of as a dumb b***h. If anyone sells out their body, I think all moral people should call other moral people to task.
“The Victorian woman became her ovaries, as today's woman has become her "beauty.”
― Naomi Wolf, The Beauty Myth: How Images of Beauty are Used Against Women
You make no sense. I don't recall the person responsible for this post, Kelly Louch of The Connection, claiming she was a Christian. I found it amusing that they were so blatant about the qualifications, which is far from approval of the widespread practice of "beauties on the sidelines".
If you are so against it, boycott Monster, or any of the sponsors of the NFL, NBA, Hollywood, and the list goes on and on.
I am not against it.
I love dumb hot girls as much as any devout Christian. I used to masturbate to monster girls just like Trey Canard talked about.
Jesus is a trip man. I'm not into the Bible quotes at all but I kinda get what your sayin'.
To be honest, if I was Weegee or whoever posted this I might have just disabled comments.
I actually clicked on the article and just scrolled straight down to the comments,,,,after checking the pic of course.
I think the term is "butterface" not "butterhead".
More of a sin and very disrespectful to be derogatory and judgmental to these young ladies, most of which have more education and drive than 99% of us.
More of a sin and very disrespectful to be derogatory and judgmental to these young ladies, most of which have more education and drive than 99% of us.
I don't understand how people think this is so wrong? Every modeling agency is going to ask for sizes whether you are applying to to be a plus size model, a monster girl, or whatever else the case. It is something the people in the industry have to know. I sent in my info and wasn't offended at all that they asked nor will I be offended if I am not chosen. Its the modeling industry it's simply how it works. As for the girls all being "dumb" try again. I have had the opportunity to talk with several of them and they are all great, genuine, and SMART people and they actually know quite a bit about the sport. Whoever is judging needs to meet Kelly and the team and then you can make your decisions-- I guarantee you would change your mind.
Butter-face, butter-head, I always prefer Cleveland Brown (nice jersey, ugly helmet), or "She's a King Arthur" (off with their heads).
If you compare the Rockstar girls to the Monster girls the Rockstar girls are clearly B list, however in person you would trip over your tongue if you saw 4 of the Rockstar girls walking towards you. I know b/c I happened to me at the NJ motorsports park a few years ago.
Let the girls look good, and I'll look from the stands and pretend I have the game to even say hello to one in person.
Ahhhh, i get it now. He's a homosexual, that likes to preach.
Got it.
36-24-36 should do it ! Atleast in the old days ! LOL !