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Friday, January 6, 2012 | 9:15 AM
Dear Ping,

Recently I've noticed that a lot of riders in Racer X videos are doing  "goon" riding at the end of their video segments.  I don't want to sound paranoid or anything, but every time I see these guys doing that I take it personally. Sure, I may come in nose high a few more times than the next guy, but now I have to worry that even if I clear the big double I may still look like an idiot doing it? I'm curious to learn your take on this growing phenomenon of "goon" riding. In your opinion, what is the origin, essence and significance of "goon" riding?  Thank you in advance for your answer.

Sincerely,

No Name/Number on Jersey

 

 

Dear No Name,

I see your point. I mean, it’s not like Kobe Bryant is shooting clips of himself double dribbling, stumbling down the court and then firing the ball into the rafters with an errant hook shot. And Tim Tebow doesn’t post videos of him fumbling around with the ball and then throwing it left-handed into the back of his center’s head. But I’ve got to be honest here… If they did post those kind of videos I would be the first one to watch them…and I would laugh my butt off! I’m a basketball/football fan and yet there isn’t any way I would take offense to a player making a funny video like that. So, for you to get balled up because your favorite rider does an air wheelie is ridiculous. Lighten up and don’t take yourself so seriously. And, yes, you probably still look like an idiot jumping that double. Sorry.

PING

 


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- noun

1. advocate; supporter


"Speaking of Byrner, I wonder if he will go back to wearing a neck brace after his crash? He has been riding with Reed, who is an outspoken proponent of the devices"

Good day sir,

I pulled the above quote from a recent racerhead. I was under the impression that Reed does not like neck protection. I have heard you say as much on the recent podcast you did with Canadian hero Steve Matthes.

My question is this. Were you perhaps home scooled? I can't help but wonder if you were trying to sound smart and overcompensate for your lack of a education by using a word to large for your intellectual capacity.

Next time check dictionary.com to make sure the work is used in the proper context. It only takes but a minute.

Regards,

Home scooled

 

Dear Home Schooled,

I’ve pasted your email in here exactly as you sent it to me. Thank you for catching my mistake in last week’s Racerhead. I was in a hurry and I mistakenly wrote proponent when I clearly meant to write opponent. My bad. But do you have any idea how ironic it is that your email to me about my grammatical shortcomings is so rife with mistakes? This is like Christmas for me, really. Here are a few oversights that I found: There should be a comma after Good day, Racerhead should be capitalized, there should be a colon after My question is this, you should have used an instead of a when discussing my education, you should have written too instead of to and this is the best one… you spelled school wrong… Twice! You, sir, are a jackass. Actually, calling you a jackass is an insult to pack mules everywhere. You should put on a helmet so you don’t hurt yourself, drop out of school immediately and start mastering the craft of frying sticks of potato in oil because that is what your future holds for you. Good luck, dummy.

PING

 

Dear Ping,
While checking out a weekly post on another publication's website I ran into the following picture.  Now, I've heard of FUX gear, and SHIT gear, but SLUTT bikes????  Really?  I thought those guys didn't condone that type of advertising. I can just imagine what the catchy slogans are going to be......   Have fun with this one. I can hear your internal filters working overtime already.

Scrapyard

Canada

 

 

  • Is Mikey wearing a thong?
Dear Scrapyard,

I did a Google search on Slutt Bikes and found that they are actually an elite race team in the bicycle world. In last year’s Tour de France they had several top finishing teams, including a Lithuanian squad who are very particular about their equipment. The bad news is that the company’s owner requires all team athletes to ride in thong underwear and train in Amsterdam. The good news is that you get free gonorrhea checks and penicillin shots while under contract. Word in the pits is that RV’s mechanic, Mike Williamson, looks great in a Speedo. Maybe he’s plugging the brand to see if he can get a support ride with them? Good luck in next year’s tour, Mikey!

PING

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yamalink wrote: 9:37am January 6, 2012

Slutt are very popular around here especially after closing time. Each comes with a set of custom beer goggles (no tear-offs) Oh, you mean that's a Scott bike with the logo glared out?

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McBeezie wrote: 9:51am January 6, 2012

Dude, your response to the first two are perfect and hilarious!!!

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wrote: 9:56am January 6, 2012

Ping, your responses are always a treat. But really, was it a slow week for "Ask Ping" cause these questions are truly gay! Sorry if that's politically incorrect, but it fits.

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SuperSXFanMan wrote: 10:04am January 6, 2012

Ping: I'm coming for you next week. Eat your Wheaties and study up. It won't help, but hey - at least you have a week before being humiliated. You've already done that to yourself this week anyway. lol

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McMoto wrote: 10:08am January 6, 2012

Goon riding is a great stress release after pounding laps while practice or testing (if your not to pissed at your bike or yourself) Riders have been doing it for years (decades). Sure there are riders that Goon without even knowing it, thats what we make fun of. There is a pecking order, like anything else. Sh*t rolls downhill, deal with it.

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WeinerDog wrote: 10:09am January 6, 2012

Tim Tebow is naturally left handed, so thats like an actual occurance for him.

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johnny6 wrote: 10:42am January 6, 2012

Goon riding was started by Jeremy McGrath. I don't remember the year or event, but it was a mud bath supercross and I believe John Dowd won the 250 class that day for his one and only time. Dowd was GONE and none of the other riders could come close to his speed that day. MC, started goon riding, the announcers picked up on it, and thats were it started. Oh, and it is Gay.

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kawak wrote: 10:59am January 6, 2012

My main issue with goon riding is it can lead to unneccessary injuries. Example, a few weeks ago Decotis was jumping an area that was not intended to be jumped. He came in front high and cased or flat landed. The issue is if he is injured doing this he cannot compete and does that rip off the fans who pay to see ALL the best riders in the world? Injuries happen but should they while goon riding? Just my .03 keep the change. BTW I see Decotis has foot or feet injuries now....Hmmmmm

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BillC wrote: 11:13am January 6, 2012

HAHAHAHAHAHA "You, sir, are a jackass. Actually, calling you a jackass is an insult to pack mules everywhere. You should put on a helmet so you don’t hurt yourself, drop out of school immediately and start mastering the craft of frying sticks of potato in oil because that is what your future holds for you. Good luck, dummy"

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Prime wrote: 11:39am January 6, 2012

Were those the only questions that were sent to you this week? They all suck and this is 10 minutes of my life that I will never get back. I guess it's time to read Jody's Box again.

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Garrett23 wrote: 11:48am January 6, 2012

That is a Scott bike.

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BigUglyManiac wrote: 12:09pm January 6, 2012

Ping,

You should have mentioned that your detractor invest in a pencil or pen because the crayon marks and small tears in the page from pressing too hard make it difficult to take his criticism seriously, although fuchsia is an interesting color. Also, you could also mention that his colorful rendition of him and his "motorcycle" is proudly displayed on your refrigerator...

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HeinzGuderian wrote: 12:12pm January 6, 2012

I tried to do some "goon-riding" once, but after like, a second, he started shouting "Hey! What the hell are you doing? Get off of me! I'm not into that kind of stuff, you weirdo!"

Personally, just from that brief try, I really don't see the appeal.

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Net-Jester wrote: 12:43pm January 6, 2012

Google search "slutt bikes" and this issue of Ask Ping is first hit. I giggled.

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MustardDog wrote: 1:12pm January 6, 2012

Jonny6: Goon riding goes way further back than McGrath. And when done properly, is very fn funny. Canard is an expert. One hander, first jump, first lap, LCQ - doesnt get much better.

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joemotocross589 wrote: 7:04pm January 6, 2012

The response to "home Scooled" is absolutely perfect. thanks ping..... 9.6

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wiles715 wrote: 11:57pm January 6, 2012

listen hear mr pingree!!! i want a full on investigation into larry ward??? when will noleen sizzler be back????? i demandf answers....

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wiles715 wrote: 11:59pm January 6, 2012

james dobb was nobb
ahahahah

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wiles715 wrote: 12:02am January 7, 2012

when will shae bentley start a comeback????? craig decker needs to start coming 2 the east side more often!!!

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wiles715 wrote: 12:05am January 7, 2012

if anything damon huffman needs to be a lites consultant at suzuki...he could tell davalos how to maintain nice form....even tho davalos is sickkkkk...just sayin huffmans legs were long like pastrannas for thr whooops. rc is king

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