Bench Racing Ammo: The GOAT vs. Rollerball
Thursday, May 31, 2007 | 8:11 AMYes, we all know that Ricky Carmichael is a great motocross racer, he has won all these titles and championships, he has never lost an outdoor series, two undefeated series, blah, blah, blah…. I agree that the “Tallahassee Tornado” should always be brought up when you bench racing who is the greatest of all time, but I feel that the world’s greatest motocrosser lives up above the 49th parallel.
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I agree that RC probably had tougher competition (Tim Ferry) during his run, but for giggles’ sake, let’s take his 29 titles and, using today’s U.S.-Canadian exchange rate….divide it, carry the one…and it still works out to 26! Much better then RC’s 10 titles. The Medicine Hat, Alberta Machine also found time during his moto beat-downs to travel south and try his luck against the mighty Americans. Did you know he got third overall at the ‘87 Hangtown National? What about another third at Red Bud? Didn’t think so. What about him getting eighth O/A in the 1987 AMA 250 Nationals, despite missing some races? The GOAT just did that in supercross, but he raced seven times; the whole ’87 250 outdoor tour was only six rounds!
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One final thought, while RC was out winning all of his championships, he was racing two 35-minute motos. That’s pretty tough, except that the Maple Leaf Missile was racing three classes, six 40-minute motos in a day—with no Aldon Baker in sight! I heard he ate lightning and crapped thunder, but that can’t be confirmed.
So remember all of this next time you’re saddled up to the local watering hole discussing who the greatest Moto-X rider is.
Take this bench racing ammo and cram it in your pie hole:
1980: 500 MX Champ
1981: 250 and 500 MX Champ
1982: 125 and 250 and 500 MX Champ
1983: 125 and 250 and 500 MX Champ
1984: 125 and 250 MX Champ
1985: 250 and 500 MX Champ
1986: 125 and 250 and 500 MX Champ
1987: (Yawn) 125 and 250 and 500 MX Champ, plus 8th AMA 250 MX
1988: 250 MX Champ
1989: Injured in an off track bar fight where he beat up the whole bar
1990: 125 and 250 MX Champ
1991: 125 and 250 and 500 MX Champ
1992: 125 and 250 MX Champ
1993: 125 and 250 MX Champ
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RC also stepped away from the game when he knew he was going to lose. His perfect season isn't impressive if you think about his competition. (kyle lewis hit the podium at washougal for example) The field was the weakest it's ever been outdoors. RC knew that Stewart was faster and was going to take over the sport. Isn't it funny that RC was doing half seasons so that he could swallow losing championships. He wanted to go on top so bad he had to pull Alessi like behaviors to maintain his "legend." Remember how he even got the media to start giving him props for being semi-retired and still able to beat the fastest man alive? We all learned this season what kind of shape RC is when he is not training, so you know he was giving it his all at the end of his career. people bag on Stewart for talking strangely in his interviews (people said I would never win again) but how about lying about what shape you are in and saying stupid shit like you're semi-retired. So bad, and really so disappointing. I've seen RC pass 72 riders in one day, it's sad that a guy who is that good at something can't be happy with his results speaking for themselves.
oh wait this article was a joke?! Damn, I guess I have no sense of humor.
I have to disagree with Ross being the best of all time with his 29 titles. I guess you forgot about Tilton Treebanger who won 42 straight championships in the Marshal Islands. Don 't tell me about tough either, this guy wore a lard bucket for a helmet and cut off the bottoms of coke bottles for goggles. He was leading Hangtown in 1969 when he launched off the hill landing in the creek at the bottom and it took 2 days to get him out. So if you are ever out riding and hear a ratty sounding J & R spark arrestor you better move over and let that Penton by BOY!